In Which I Speak of My Husband
The man I married ...
... Is ...
- a gentleman.
- my confidant.
- a gentle man.
- my better half.
- honorable.
- my soulmate.
- patriotic.
- my best friend.
- a certified diver.
- my partner.
- a licensed minister. really.
- my hero.
... Can ...
- wire a dishwasher.
- temper my moods.
- wire a ceiling fan.
- leave me speechless.
- hit the bullseye on a target with a .45.
- break my heart with a word.
- almost hit the bullseye on a target with a compound bow.
- set it right again just as easily.
- rekey door locks.
- cause my knees to buckle with his smile.
... Has ...
- wired a house so every room has a LAN drop.
- my trust.
- a degree in biotechnology from RIT.
- my respect.
- a Master's in Computer Science from GWU.
- my devotion.
- two grandparents that are immigrants.
- my support.
- one grandparent that is first generation American.
- my heart in his hands.
- one grandparent that descends from settlers of Jamestown.
- my love.
... Will Not ...
- Lie
- to me.
- Cheat
- on me.
- Steal
- from me.
- Betray you
- or me.
