Who did it? Can you keep doing it?
To Whom It May Concern, I live in central Virginia. By definition I live in the South. Not the Deep South like when I was in Georgia but still the South. This means that June in the South is hot Hot HOT. Hot means the temperature should be in the 90's, edging toward 100. It should be humid. It should be an oppressive heat that makes your lungs labor in the humidity to draw in each breath. We should be stressing under the heat. We should be covered in a fine sheen of sweat. We should be moving slowly and complaining to everyone about how hot it is. Heat should be the main topic of conversation every place we go. We should be testing the heat of the pavement by frying eggs on the sidewalks. We should see very old men in straw hats wiping their brow with fine white handkerchiefs. We should see older women who have left their slips at home and grocery shopping in just their cotton dresses. There should be so many kids at the public pool that when you drive by it looks like some huge bowl of cannibal soup. We are not Not NOT. Our weather report reads: Yesterday's low 57F high 73F Today low 51 predicted high 84F Record low 48F in 1954 Do not get me wrong Wrong WRONG, I am not complaining! I am loving Loving LOVING this weather. I am enjoying being chilly in the morning and evening. I am very happy not to be glazed in a sheet of sweat, seeking a/c and drinks with plenty of ice. Who did what that caused hell to freeze over? Will you please keep doing it? I am really loving this weather!! Thank you for whatever it is you are doing that is giving us this lovely updraft of cool air blowing off the icey glaciers from hell. Sincerely, Angie
Angie, just wait until later in the week. If the weather reports are right, we will once again be sweltering. I am enjoying this brief respite too, though, it seems oddly like October in the early mornings.
Global warming??
I'm pretty sure this is what happens:
The scientists catch on to global warming just in time to see the start of global cooling.
It's in all the scientific literature. I think.
For a minute I thought you were complaining!! My husband and I were sitting outside last night and we were chilly! So nice...but it wont last long. Long before your eggs are past their exp. date you'll be able to fry them on the sidewalk:-)
Sounds like you fell asleep and woke up in California- welcome to our weather- enjoy it and when your done- could you send it back!!!
I finally got to plant some flowers in my front yard!! Yesterday was a perfect day for it! Swimming lessons at 9 a.m. was a little chilly though ;0)
I'm so with you on this.
So, wishing you a Happy First Day Of Summer is not a good thing? lol
Mother Nature got a little mixed up. Michigan is just recovering from a 2 week drought where temperatures were in the high 90's.
It. Was. Horrible.
I live in Canada. Southern Canada.. Today right now as I type it is 87 F.. it's breezy and I can wear shorts, I can wear pants, I can't wear long sleeves but it's SUMMER! I hope whoever is making this beautiful weather sticks around.. because not even a week ago was I smothered in sweat and dying in the 105 F weather! I like like like it too :)
Well, I'll be! It's hotter than hell here in FLorida and we are nowhere near our hottest. My weather bug is ready 83 degrees now and we had a good rainshower earlier in the day. Enjoy the coolness
Angie,
Get ready for a change. That nice weather went south on us today in KY!
It is not Not NOT going to get hot Hot HOT again.
I don't want to hear about it! Let's not listen to them, Angie.
Frying an egg on the sidewalk? Sheesh. Get with me when you can fry the whole chicken on the sidewalk.
My town's hotter than YOUR town. Nya nya nya!
(it's good to be immature sometimes - I think it cleanses)
Very funny post! Especially the hell freezes over part! I am in Boston and our weather has been fluctuating like mad as well. Who knows what is going on?