Marriage: October 2005 Archives

Setting: Just before lights out in bed.

Discussion: Sensory perception of specific sexually oriented stimuli from the female to the male.

Me: It feels as good as _________.

Him: I don't know.

Me: You do know. Oral feels as good as ______ compared to penetration that feels as good as ______?

Him: Long Pause .... I don't know. Demonstration of the more orally challenging part

Me: As good as _________? (I prompted)

Him: Your meatloaf (He blurted)

There is no way to not snort with laughter at this point -at least for me. Let this be a lesson, your mother was right. One way to a man's heart IS through his stomach. I am not foolish enough to believe it is the only way to a man's heart. If you are wondering how good that meatloaf is, well, its just a normal meatloaf. Nothing special -at least I don't think. It is a hearty dish that I serve with whipped potatoes and little english peas. So here goes folks ... As

Good As Sex Meatloaf

3 lbs ground beef (I use ground chuck) (sometimes I might mix beef, pork, veal, and chicken)

2 eggs

1 med. finely chopped onion

1/2 c. seasoned bread crumbs garlic powder -

a shake or three dash of worcestershire sauce

squirt of ketchup salt and pepper

Mix together well.

Form into a loaf or press into a loaf pan.

Topping

1/2 c. ketchup

1 tbsp prepared yellow mustard

1 - 2 tbsp brown sugar Mix well.

Spread over the meatloaf. Slide into a hot oven at 375 degrees bake until done, 45 minutes to 1 hour.

Serve with mashed potatoes that have been whipped with cream, butter and a bit of sour cream, salt and pepper.

For the little english peas I only use the tiny baby peas, frozen or Lesuer brand only if canned.

You can add chopped green pepper to the meatloaf but I leave it out because since I have gotten pregnant green peppers sometimes give me killer heartburn and I am avoiding them.