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XXXXX County Public Schools

XXXXX County Administration Center

123ABC Road

XXXXXX, Virginia

Dear Steve and Angie XXXXXX

Your daughter, GRACIE, earned a perfect score of her Standards of Learning tests (SOL) last school year.*

Blah blah blah blah special awards ceremony by school board blah blah blah blah.

Blah lots of big smart words to describe my child's genius.

Your child's advance range qualifies her to register for the Center for Talented Youth, CTY, screen at Johns Hopkins University.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah award ceremony time date and place blah blah blah

Respectfully,

Some Guy Paid to Write Letters

Director of Something Which Sounds More Important Than It Is

The reason I am posting  this is - Gracie goes to school, she enjoys school to a point but mostly it is her time to make a fashion statement. Ha! Yes, I said Fashion Statement.

She could care less about anything else at this point. We have to stress to her the  importance of her education.

Her response?

Do I have to go? That's when my show is on.

*Tests where taken at the end of May a couple of weeks before summer break.